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The Pumice Stone LP John’s first musical release for over seven years is a fabulous collection of his essential more recent compositions on vinyl. Includes Berlingo, Blue Light Kettle, Rapidly Downhill, Wallet in Wombwell, Oo, She Said, We Saw the New Year In in an Inn, and the haunting title track The Pumice Stone, plus several more. Now every vinyl purchase comes with a copy of the CD version ABSOLUTELY FREE! (While stocks last) |
The
Pumice Stone LP £15 (with FREE CD!)
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'The Pumice Stone (and other rock songs)’ The CD version of this super new song
collection is just as fabulous as the vinyl
version (albeit a bit smaller.) That’s because
it boasts exactly the same tracks - Berlingo,
Rapidly Downhill, Wallet in Wombwell, Oo She
Said, We Saw the New Year In in an Inn, and
the haunting title track The Pumice Stone,
plus several more. |
The Pumice Stone CD
£10
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'One Cup Of Tea' Tea Towel This beautiful two colour screen-printed tea towel features an eye-catching ‘pop art’ version of John blowing on his cuppa next to the wise words: “One cup of tea is never enough, and two is one too many…” Perfect for drying your tea mug or Malibu glass, or even - if you’d rather not put it into service - hanging on your wall like a medieval tapestry! |
Tea towel £7
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'Yamaha Years' Tote Bag Striking 2 colour screen printed tote bag made from tough 100% recycled cotton and featuring the iconic cover of John’s classic debut album,'The Yamaha Years' Available in vintage red or mustard yellow.Perfect for hauling home Xmas treats! |
Tote
Bag £6
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'Daily Domestic Don'ts' Coasters Keep your occasional tables ring-free - while staying safe in your home - with a durable melamine drinks coaster, boasting a sensible cork base. Eye catching vignettes from John's Tea Towel (available below) have been ingeniously adapted, with each coaster containing valuable domestic advice! £5 each |
Single Coaster £5
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‘John Shuttleworth Takes The Biscuit!’ Book John’s bumper new book - printed
in full colour - is not just a ‘Crumbly
Selection of Songs and Stories'. It contains
delightful comic drawings by Kevin Baldwin;
repros of classic Shuttleworth tour posters, and
even a hidden QR code for a free ‘Devil’s Arse’
gig download. All copies signed by John himself,
with an option for a ‘personalised dedication’
£14 (dedication option £2 extra)
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Book
£14
Signed
book, with dedication £16 |
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Father
Earth DVD
"A brilliant film" (Britflicks) and "Compelling.. a Jeckyll and Hyde psycho drama." (The Guardian) Father Earth starring the Fellows family, Sooty & Sweep (oh and Mr John Shuttleworth!) is now available on DVD! £10 plus postage (For a trailer and more info visit: fatherearthmovie.co.uk) |
Father Earth DVD £10 |
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It's Nice Up North DVD
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£10 |
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Southern
Softies DVD Hilarious sequel to it's Nice Up North, follows John's half-hearted quest to see if it's soft down South. Plus great deleted scenes, and extras including the beloved "Savoury" promo, as seen on Youtube (where you can also see some clips from this film!). |
£10
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500 Bus Stops DVD All four episodes of John and Ken's rock n roll tour of garden centres, freezer shops and underground caverns, as seen on BBC2. Contains trailer for John's first film 'It's Nice Up North' and photo gallery. |
DVD £10 |
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The Minor Tour The Minor Tour (and other
Mythological Creatures) recorded at
Wakefield's magnificent Theatre Royal in
2009, is brilliantly shot and shows John in
tiptop form. An absolute must for all
Jshuttleworth devotees. Also features the
hilarious concreter, Dave Tordoff and the
much maligned and misunderstood musical
Maverick, Brian Appleton. |
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The Yamaha Years back again on CD, and just as super! John’s first CD release features studio recordings of 20 of his finest songs, including Y Reg, M62, Bride’s Nightie, Pigeons in flight etc. |
CD £10 |
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The Dolby Decades 20 more of John's finest recordings, including Two Margarines, I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now and many more! (18 more, to be exact) |
CD £10 |
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The A1111 - And Other Ones! Back again - and still great! - the third hits compilation, rounding up 22 classics like The Toaster Song, Midweek, Mingling With Mourners, Get the Volvo, Val, How's Yer Nan, Smells Like White Spirit and One Cup Of Tea Is Never Enough (But Two Is One Too Many). Snap it up while stocks last! |
The
A1111 CD £10
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The Shuttleworths 3 - the complete 3rd series. Contains 6 classic episodes including 'Pingpong Pangs' - John's quest to find a table tennis partner, and 'Caravan Capers', featuring the heart-rending ballad "She Lives In Hope". |
Double CD £10 |
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The Shuttleworths 4 - the complete fourth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including “Cough in the Loft”, "Chrome Alone" and “Every Cloud has a Silver Wedding” featuring the classic track "Unaccompanied Lady", plus Joan Chitty in nowt but her leotard! |
Double CD £10 |
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The Shuttleworths 5 - the complete fifth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including "Tale of a Toaster", “Smells Like White Spirit”, "A Gig With Billy Joel", not featuring the legendary self styled 'piano man', and the classics "How's Yer Nan?" and "Mingling With Mourners"! |
Double CD £10 |
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John
Shuttleworth's Now available again on CD - the complete first season of the Radio 4 series featuring Chas (and Dave), Toyah, Heaven 17, Leee John and exclusive-to-CD out takes and extras! Gertcha! |
Double CD £10 |
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John Shuttleworth's All 4 half hour shows on 2 CDs of the 2nd series first aired in 2016, featuring pop star guests Chris Difford, Clare Grogan, Nick Heywood and Mari Wilson. Also ‘Top Tips on the Telephone’ from the likes of Tony Christie, Nick Lowe and Tom Robinson. A must have recording for serious (and lighthearted) Shuttleworth devotees! |
Double CD £10 |
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Bespoke Audio Greeting
(Or B A G!) Fancy receiving a greeting from your favourite versatile singer/organist? Now John has a smart phone he’s able to do just that! Whether it’s a message to yourself, friends or family, or a birthday greeting, congratulations, commiserations, even a get well message to your poorly budgie - astound your friends with a personalised message from the man himself, plus - for extra value - little ole Ken Worthington in the background! Your BAG will be around 2 minutes in length and can even feature a short rendition of your favourite Shuttleworth ditty! Order now and your very own BAG will be emailed as a mp3 file to your inbox. Bag your BAG now for just £45! |
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'Father Earth' Mug This item was a smash hit on last year’s live screening tour of Father Earth. Now back in stock, enjoy your favourite brew in this sturdy ‘warm apricot’ earthenware mug! The design is the picture on the front of the DVD and on the poster. |
Father
Earth
Mug £7 |
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Signed Postcard Vintage publicity photo from the early 1990s featuring John in Sheffield's Whiteley Woods with his theatrical credits listed within 2 fetching paper stars. Signed by the man himself! £1 each. |
Signed
Postcard £1
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Brian's
classic waxing, now available again! With the
genre-moulding classics 'Lucy, You've Got The
Wrong Wardrobe', 'My Turn To Be Poorly' and 7
others! |
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Love At
The Hacienda
Everyday tales of loss and yearning ride on a bed of lushly chiming guitars and Juno 60 synthwash. Singalong tunes and finely wrought lyrics which indulge Fellows’s passion for the mundane and the everyday. 'Seven Pints and a Suicide' was performed on a Kids TV show at the time, and Chappell Music awarded Graham a 3 year publishing contract after hearing this record. |
CD
£10
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Weird Town |
CD
£10
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Ken Worthington SatNav Voice Ken will guide you skillfully and animatedly along the highways and byways, assuming you have a TomTom (other SatNavs are available, but this won't work on them, sorry!) oo, and a car. Comes with installation instructions included. Doesn't run on Ken's cheap SatNav, thankfully (see above)! |
Prices include VAT but not postage
and packing • £2.50 is added on checkout to
cover this (more for LPs, mugs and bulky objects, and
ordering additional items may incur extra postage) • Any
order totalling less than £3 is charged only £1 postage
• For UK orders a Recorded Delivery option is now
available for an extra £1.50 • Goods normally dispatched
within 7 days of funds clearing but if it's a little bit
more don't panic! •
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inconvenience this may cause •
• Ordering from outside the UK? Please
contact us first with your order details so we can
invoice you for your order inclusive of your postage •
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not received your order within three weeks of placing
it, or if any goods you receive are not in satisfactory
condition, or you wish to complain about any part of
your shopping experience, please email (that's ken at jsas dot biz) and
Ken will sort it out! •
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