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Shuttleworth's Summer Saver!

Spend £30 or more (excluding p&p) and Ken will include the following extra items - a fridge magnet and a signed postcard - absolutely free! (Available only while stocks last! Excludes ‘Bespoke Audio Greeting’item)

Ordering from outside the UK? Please email us first with your order details so we can invoice you for your order inclusive of your postage •
(that's ken at jsas dot biz)

Mug

'My Mid Morning Malibu' Mug

It's back! The much loved Mid Morning Malibu Mug returns as a strictly limited issue. John’s original mug is made of sturdy earthenware and features a unique ‘temperature warning’ message on the inner rim. Well, having a finger (of Malibu) in your mid morning brew is reckless enough without scalding your lips! £7 plus postage.

'Mid Morning Malibu'
Mug £7
Flasks

Travel Flask

Check the reservoir level in style! This eye-catching 500 ml aluminium flask - ideal for hot or cold drinks - is a firm favourite with big stars like Bill Bailey (and Janet le Roe’s got one too!) Formally the ‘Wee Ken to Remember’ picnic flask, it has been craftily rebranded as the ‘Pour & Phwoar!’ Handy Travel flask. Available in blue or gold. John’s tip: for a total leak free experience, always check the latex cap seal is aligned correctly before use!

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Colour

Flask £12

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Bespoke Audio Greeting
(Or B A G!)

Now John has a smart phone he’s finally able to record private audio messages (ooh, sounds a bit saucy, but I don’t think it will be..). Whether it’s a birthday greeting, congratulations, or a get well message to your poorly budgie - astound your friends with a personalised message from the man himself, plus - for extra value - little ole Ken Worthington! Your very own BAG (Bespoke Audio Greeting) recorded by John and Ken - around 90 seconds long - and emailed as a mp3 file to your inbox. Bag your BAG now for just £45! Wow, that's only 50 pee a second! This never before offer will only be available for a limited period!

Please type greeting details in box below - names to be mentioned, occasion and date, desired dedication, and anything else you’d like included. Then when you’re done - hit Buy!
(Please limit message in box to 200 characters. If greater, email it to ken@jsas.biz - thanks!)


£45

‘Two Margarines and Other Domestic Dilemmas’ Book

John Shuttleworth’s Guide to Everyday Life will amuse while it educates. From tips on ‘how to remember which toothbrush is yours’ to ‘how to avoid bashing your ankle on an open dishwasher door’, this chunky paperback is stuffed with your favourite song lyrics and vintage photos. All copies signed by John himself, with an option for a ‘personalised dedication‘ £9.99 (dedication option £2 extra)

 

Book £9.99
(no dedication, signed)

Enter dedication in box below, then hit 'Buy' above

Signed book, with dedication £11.99

Yamaha Years

The Yamaha Years

back again on CD, and just as super! John’s first CD release features studio recordings of 20 of his finest songs, including Y Reg, M62, Bride’s Nightie, Pigeons in flight etc.

CD £10

John Shuttleworth's
Lounge Music

Now available again on CD - the complete first season of the Radio 4 series featuring Chas (and Dave), Toyah, Heaven 17, Leee John and exclusive-to-CD out takes and extras! Gertcha!

Double CD £10

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John Shuttleworth's
Lounge Music 2

All 4 half hour shows on 2 CDs of the 2nd series first aired in 2016, featuring pop star guests Chris Difford, Clare Grogan, Nick Heywood and Mari Wilson. Also ‘Top Tips on the Telephone’ from the likes of Tony Christie, Nick Lowe and Tom Robinson. A must have new recording for serious (and lighthearted) Shuttleworth devotees!

Double CD £10
A1111

The A1111 - And Other Ones!

At last - the third hits compilation, rounding up 22 classics like The Toaster Song, Midweek, Mingling With Mourners, Get the Volvo, Val, How's Yer Nan, Smells Like White Spirit and One Cup Of Tea Is Never Enough (But Two Is One Too Many).

The A1111 CD £10
Shuttleworths 1

The Shuttleworths 1

The legendary 1st BBC Radio 4 series. 6 hilarious episodes including ‘Cotton Buddies’, ‘Minibreak In Giggleswick’, and ‘John Goes To London’ featuring Tony Hatch!
The Shuttleworths, Vol. 1 - John Shuttleworth

Out of stock on CD, still available on iTunes
500 Bus Stops

500 Bus Stops DVD

All four episodes of John and Ken's rock n roll tour of garden centres, freezer shops and underground caverns, as seen on BBC2. Contains trailer for John's first film 'It's Nice Up North' and photo gallery.

DVD £10

Minor Tour

The Minor Tour

The Minor Tour (and other Mythological Creatures) recorded at Wakefield's magnificent Theatre Royal in 2009, is brilliantly shot and shows John in tiptop form. An absolute must for all Jshuttleworth devotees. Also features the hilarious concreter, Dave Tordoff and the much maligned and misunderstood musical Maverick, Brian Appleton.

£8

It's Nice Up North

It's Nice Up North DVD


John's acclaimed first feature film in which he ventures to the Shetland Isles to find out if people really get nicer the further north you travel. Watch and find out! DVD extras include deleted scenes and the hilarious animated short,'Unaccompanied Lady'.

£10

Magnet

Fridge Magnets

"Are you a modern man (or lady)? Can you - like John - check your 'Y' Reg for rust spots or vacuum the lounge? Can you pamper your pooch or convincingly make a phone call for the small screen? Inspire yourself to do so with these classic fridge magnets - only £3 each, or get the set for a mere tenner!

Fridge Magnet £3

Set of 4 Magnets £10
Mug

'John Shuttleworth's Back' Tour 2020 Mug

2020 is over, but the tour is not, making this stylish earthenware mug even more desirable - it's a collector's item! With the tour poster design on one side and the word ‘Oof!’ on the other, it comes with a handle to help you lift hot beverages to your lips. If it’s gone cold, the mug will fit inside any conventional microwave, allowing its contents to be reheated! Only £6 plus postage.

'John Shuttleworth's Back'
Mug £6
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'SPOONING with John Shuttleworth’
fabulous engraved cooking spoon hewn from real wood! This spoon features a cartoon of John’s head with a message on the handle - 'Spooning with John Shuttleworth' Oof, what would Mary say? It’s definitely a bit saucy, and - as it happens - perfect for stirring sauces! Only £4 (limited stock available)

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John spoon £4
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Tea Towel

Is your 'Ten Terrific Tips for Tea Time T Towel' wearing thin? Then This is The Tea Towel To Turn To! Tempted? 'Daily Domestic Dilemmas - and how to Deftly Dodge 'em!' features indispensable domestic tips and super drawings of John attempting in vain to dodge various dilemmas. It's printed in Royal Blue on high quality cotton by Countryside Art and makes a great festive gift. Why, you could even wrap up other gifts (especially wet ones)inside it!

Tea towel £6
Postcard

Signed Postcard

Promotional shot of John, as used on the cover of his recent best selling book 'Two Margarines And Other Domestic Dilemmas', proving that the vacuum cleaner is not a luxury item, signed by the man himself! £1 each.

Signed Postcard £1

The Shuttleworths

The Shuttleworths - Animated!

Pilot episode for a new animated version of the cult BBC Radio 4 show, written & performed by Graham Fellows. Versatile singer/song-writer John Shuttleworth struggles to balance semi-professional obligations (a gig at a care home) with domestic (his 25th wedding anniversary). Also featuring wife Mary, Ken Worthington, Joan Chitty and Peter Cornelius. Guest starring Maxine Peake. Available via Amazon Video for only £2.99 in full living HD.

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Ken Worthington SatNav Voice

Ken will guide you skillfully and animatedly along the highways and byways, assuming you have a TomTom (other SatNavs are available, but this won't work on them, sorry!) oo, and a car. Comes with installation instructions included. Doesn't run on Ken's cheap SatNav, thankfully (see above)!

My Turn To Be Poorly


Brian Appleton - My Turn To Be Poorly

Brian's classic waxing, now available again! With the genre-moulding classics 'Lucy, You've Got The Wrong Wardrobe', 'My Turn To Be Poorly' and 7 others!
 

£5

JJ Live!
Jilted John Live!

The final gig on the 40th Anniversary tour recorded at Manchester Dancehouse in October 2018 - includes 2 separate versions of the big ‘Gordon is a Moron’ hit, the B side, ‘Going Steady’, ‘Birthday Kiss’, ‘Baz’s Party’, ‘Keira Knightley - Eat Your Dinner’, and the iconic ‘Fancy Mice’. There’s even a couple of new songs, plus outtakes from the band’s rehearsals. A ‘must have’ purchase for Jilted John fans and good music lovers alike!
CD £10
True Love Storis


Jilted John - True Love Stories

- Recent re-release of a classic cult LP of 1978. Includes original version of single, plus 2 bonus tracks from Gordon!
 

CD £10

Jilted Jam


Jilted Jam

The collected doodlings, demos and live performances by the King of "Wimp Rock". Includes "never before heard" interviews, and the first ever rough demo of the hit single, complete with different lyrics! Also "Going Steady", "Baz's Party","The PaperBoy Song", and many more. Press cuttings and detailed artist's notes. Essential listening for all Jilted John fans !

Jilted Jam CD £10
Love At The Hacienda
Love At The Hacienda
Everyday tales of loss and yearning ride on a bed of lushly chiming guitars and Juno 60 synthwash. Singalong tunes and finely wrought lyrics which indulge Fellows’s passion for the mundane and the everyday. 'Seven Pints and a Suicide' was performed on a Kids TV show at the time, and Chappell Music awarded Graham a 3 year publishing contract after hearing this record.
CD £10
Weird Town

Weird Town
Weird Town is Graham's first solo album since the 1985 release of 'Love At the Hacienda', and it has been well worth the 33 year wait. Recorded in his home studio in Lincolnshire (and mastered nearby at Dave Formula's Sweet Factory), Weird Town features inspired contributions from heavyweight folk musicians including Chris Wood and Niopha Keegan of the Unthanks. Fellows's bouncy acoustic guitar chops - ever present in this eclectic clutch of personal love songs - are held in check by the sophisticated percussion of Keith Angel, and the album is infused with mournful pad chords thumped out on a gasping harmonium. Described by singer Kathryn Williams as "..beautiful tender songs of love & loss in his own voice."

CD £10

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