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All purchases of over £25 (not including p&p)
will receive a CD copy of Jilted John’s classic album ‘True Love Stories’, and a Christmas card signed by Mr Shuttleworth himself, PLUS one of my business cards. Wow, what a bargain! (while stocks last)

Ordering from outside the UK? Please email us first with your order details so we can invoice you for your order inclusive of your postage •
(that's ken at jsas dot biz)


New!


'It's Nice Up North' T Shirt

white cotton t shirt with the "It's Nice Up North" logo in red accompanied by a lovely drawing of a sheep - with a face that seems to resemble a certain versatile singer/organist, or is that just an optical illusion? Buy one to find out! Restocked in a much better range of sizes - XXL (out of stock), XL, L (out of stock), M, S, 7-8 yrs, 5-6 yrs, 3-4 yrs.

Size

 

£10

The Yamaha Years

  John’s first CD release features studio recordings of 20 of his finest songs, including Y Reg, M62, Bride’s Nightie, Pigeons in flight etc.
The Yamaha Years - John Shuttleworth

CD out of stock but LP available below!

The Yamaha Years LP

Blow the fluff off your stylus, wipe down your best slipmat, warm up your valve amp, 'cos the Yamaha Years is now available on vinyl! Double LP with insert and 7 (yes, 7!) previously unreleased tracks. You *were* right to hang on to all those Dooleys LPs, after all!

Yamaha Years LP £15

The Dolby Decades

Twenty more of John's finest recordings to date, the long awaited follow up to 'The Yamaha Years'. Tap your toes to such classics as 'Three Men In A Van', 'Blatherwyke', 'I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now', 'Disaffected Youth', 'Mutiny Over The Bounty' and 'Scenes From South Yorkshire' and many many (well, fourteen) more!
The Dolby Decades - John Shuttleworth

CD out of stock - but the LP is in stock below

The Dolby Decades LP

26 more of John's finest songs to date? That's some stack of wax daddy-o! That's right, The Dolby Decades is now also available on vinyl - double LP with insert and 6 (yes, 6!) previously unreleased tracks.

Dolby Decades LP £15
A1111

The A1111 - And Other Ones!

At last - the third hits compilation, rounding up 22 classics like The Toaster Song, Midweek, Mingling With Mourners, Get the Volvo, Val, How's Yer Nan, Smells Like White Spirit and One Cup Of Tea Is Never Enough (But Two Is One Too Many), all on one CD! OR now also on a double vinyl package, with six extra exclusive tracks!

The A1111 LP £15

The Shuttleworths 1

The legendary 1st BBC Radio 4 series. 6 hilarious episodes including ‘Cotton Buddies’, ‘Minibreak In Giggleswick’, and ‘John Goes To London’ featuring Tony Hatch!
The Shuttleworths, Vol. 1 - John Shuttleworth

Out of stock on CD, still available on iTunes

The Shuttleworths 2

The reissuing of John's early radio shows is completed with this classic series from summer 1995! Double CD includes 'The Birthday Bench' and 'Wireless Wanderings'
The Shuttleworths, Vol. 2 - John Shuttleworth

Out of stock!

The Shuttleworths 3

- the complete 3rd series. Contains 6 classic episodes including 'Pingpong Pangs' - John's quest to find a table tennis partner, and 'Caravan Capers', featuring the heart-rending ballad "She Lives In Hope".

Double CD £10

The Shuttleworths 4

- the complete fourth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including “Cough in the Loft”, "Chrome Alone" and “Every Cloud has a Silver Wedding” featuring the classic track "Unaccompanied Lady", plus Joan Chitty in nowt but her leotard!

Double CD £10

The Shuttleworths 5

- the complete fifth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including "Tale of a Toaster", “Smells Like White Spirit”, "A Gig With Billy Joel", not featuring the legendary self styled 'piano man', and the classics "How's Yer Nan?" and "Mingling With Mourners"!

Double CD £10

John Shuttleworth's Open Mind

Explore again with John unsolved mysteries, Ghosts, Vampires, Peter Cornelius and Les the Budgie. With special guests including Patrick Mower and Sir Robin Knox-Johnston.

Out of stock!

The Minor Tour

The Minor Tour (and other Mythological Creatures) recorded at Wakefield's magnificent Theatre Royal in 2009, is brilliantly shot and shows John in tiptop form. An absolute must for all Jshuttleworth devotees. Also features the hilarious concreter, Dave Tordoff and the much maligned and misunderstood musical Maverick, Brian Appleton.

£8

It's Nice Up North DVD


John's acclaimed first feature film in which he ventures to the Shetland Isles to find out if people really get nicer the further north you travel. Watch and find out! DVD extras include deleted scenes and the hilarious animated short,'Unaccompanied Lady'.

£10


Southern Softies DVD

Hilarious sequel to it's Nice Up North, follows John's half-hearted quest to see if it's soft down South. Plus great deleted scenes, and extras including the beloved "Savoury" promo, as seen on Youtube (where you can also see some clips from this film!).

£10

500 Bus Stops DVD

All four episodes of John and Ken's rock n roll tour of garden centres, freezer shops and underground caverns, as seen on BBC2. Contains trailer for John's first film 'It's Nice Up North' and photo gallery.

DVD £10

Europigeon DVD

John's ill-fated attempt to enter the Eurovision Song Contest in 1998, as seen on BBC2. With guest appearances by the legendary Jahn Teigen (he scored "nul points" for Norway!)and a host of former UK contestants, including Brotherhood Of Man, the late Lyndsey De Paul, and Johnny Logan (ok, and an Irish contestant!) Plus extras containing rare and previously unseen material.

DVD £10

Promotional Postcard

Vintage publicity photo from the early 1990s featuring John in Sheffield's Whiteley Woods with his theatrical credits listed within 2 fetching paper stars. Signed by the man himself! £1 each.

Promo Postcard £1

The Shuttleworths - Animated!

Pilot episode for a new animated version of the cult BBC Radio 4 show, written & performed by Graham Fellows. Versatile singer/song-writer John Shuttleworth struggles to balance semi-professional obligations (a gig at a care home) with domestic (his 25th wedding anniversary). Also featuring wife Mary, Ken Worthington, Joan Chitty and Peter Cornelius. Guest starring Maxine Peake. Available via Amazon Video for only £2.99 in full living HD.

Ken Worthington SatNav Voice

Ken will guide you skillfully and animatedly along the highways and byways, assuming you have a TomTom (other SatNavs are available, but this won't work on them, sorry!) oo, and a car. Comes with installation instructions included. Doesn't run on Ken's cheap SatNav, thankfully (see above)!


Jilted Jam

The collected doodlings, demos and live performances by the King of "Wimp Rock". Includes "never before heard" interviews, and the first ever rough demo of the hit single, complete with different lyrics! Also "Going Steady", "Baz's Party","The PaperBoy Song", and many more. Press cuttings and detailed artist's notes. Essential listening for all Jilted John fans ! On DOUBLE LP (only a few left!)!! CD SOLD OUT!!

Jilted Jam LP £18


Jilted John - True Love Stories

- Recent re-release of a classic cult LP of 1978. Includes original version of single, plus 2 bonus tracks from Gordon!
 

CD £10

weird town

Weird Town
Weird Town is Graham's first solo album since the 1985 release of 'Love At the Hacienda', and it has been well worth the 33 year wait. Recorded in his home studio in Lincolnshire (and mastered nearby at Dave Formula's Sweet Factory), Weird Town features inspired contributions from heavyweight folk musicians including Chris Wood and Niopha Keegan of the Unthanks. Fellows's bouncy acoustic guitar chops - ever present in this eclectic clutch of personal love songs - are held in check by the sophisticated percussion of Keith Angel, and the album is infused with mournful pad chords thumped out on a gasping harmonium. Described by singer Kathryn Williams as "..beautiful tender songs of love & loss in his own voice."

CD £10
Love At The Hacienda
Everyday tales of loss and yearning ride on a bed of lushly chiming guitars and Juno 60 synthwash. Singalong tunes and finely wrought lyrics which indulge Fellows’s passion for the mundane and the everyday. 'Seven Pints and a Suicide' was performed on a Kids TV show at the time, and Chappell Music awarded Graham a 3 year publishing contract after hearing this record.
CD £10


Brian Appleton - My Turn To Be Poorly

- reissue of Brian's classic waxing, with the genre-moulding classics 'Lucy, You've Got The Wrong Wardrobe', 'My Turn To Be Poorly' and 7 others!
 

£5

Prices include VAT but not postage and packing • £2.50 is added on checkout to cover this (£3.50 in the case of LPs & flasks and ordering additional items may incur extra postage) • Any order totalling less than £3 is charged only £1 postage • For UK orders a Recorded Delivery option is now available for an extra £1.50 • Goods normally dispatched within 7 days of funds clearing but if it's a little bit more don't panic! •
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Ordering from outside the UK? Please contact us first with your order details so we can invoice you for your order inclusive of your postage •
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