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Shuttleworth's Spring Saver!
Spend more than £30 in the shop and get a 'One Foot In The Gravy' CD
absolutely free! Offer until July 31st or while stocks last.
(Prices include VAT but not postage and packing. £2
is added on checkout to cover this (Overseas orders now incur no extra charge!)
For UK orders a Recorded Delivery option is now available for an extra £1.
Goods normally dispatched within one week of funds clearing,
but sometimes Ken gets poorly or goes for a minibreak in Sutton on Sea, so
please be patient!)
CDs/DVDs/Other
Stuff/Non-Shuttleworth
CDs
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The Shuttleworths 1
NOW ON
CD! –The legendary 1st BBC Radio 4 series, previously
available on audio cassette. 6 hilarious episodes including ‘Cotton
Buddies’, ‘Minibreak In Giggleswick’, and ‘John
Goes To London’ featuring Tony Hatch!
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Double
CD £10 |
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The Shuttleworths 2
Long awaited, the
reissuing of John's early radio shows is completed with this classic
series from summer 1995! Double CD includes 'The Birthday Bench' and
'Wireless Wanderings'
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Double
CD £10 |
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The Shuttleworths
3
- the complete 3rd
series. Contains 6 classic episodes including 'Pingpong Pangs' - John's
quest to find a table tennis partner, and 'Caravan Capers', featuring
the heart-rending ballad "She Lives In Hope". Previously available
on cassette. Now digitally remastered, but don't worry- it still sounds
nice and ropey! |
Double
CD £10 |
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The Shuttleworths
4
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the complete fourth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including “Cough
in the Loft” – John’s quest to find a missing digital
watch; “Chrome Alone” when Ken gets lost on John’s
tape deck; and “Every Cloud has a Silver Wedding” featuring
Joan Chitty in nowt but her leotard!
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Double
CD £10 |
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The Shuttleworths
Specials
At
last! 3 of the best Christmas BBC Radio 4 shows. Xmas Eve 93, New Years
Eve 93, and "The Leg End of Robin Hood" from 2000. Inspired, little
known Shuttleworths material, a rare treat. |
CD
£8 |
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The Yamaha
Years
back again, and just
as super! John’s first CD release features studio recordings of
20 of his finest songs, including Y Reg, M62, Bride’s Nightie,
Pigeons in flight etc.
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CD
£10 |
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Radio
Shuttleworth 1
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four fabulous episodes from the original Radio 4 series of 1998. Previously
released on audio cassette, now digitally remastered. Features John
at home with Leo Sayer, Wendy Craig, Sir Patrick Moore, John Kettley
plus madcap phonecalls, superduper music and comedy from John Hegley,
Sean Cullen, Lorraine Bowen and others.
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Double
CD £10 |
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Radio
Shuttleworth 2
four episodes
from the Sony award nominated 2nd series, featuring Tony Hart, Richard
Whiteley, Matthew Kelly plus music and comedy from Bill Bailey, John
Otway, Stephen Frost and Hattie Hayridge. |
Double
CD £10 |
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4 Rather Tasty Tracks
NOW AVAILABLE
FROM THE SHOP! – John's chartbusting EP, containing
the stunning quartet 'I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now', 'Tummy Trouble',
'Serial Cereal Eater' and 'Two Margarines'.
Watch
the Video!
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CD
£4 |
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John Shuttleworth's
Open Mind
NOW ON
CD! – By popular demand! Explore again with John unsolved
mysteries, Ghosts, Vampires, Peter Cornelius and Les the Budgie. With
special guests including Patrick Mower and Sir Robin Knox-Johnston.
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Double
CD £10 |
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One Foot In The
Gravy
Video:
John's acclaimed tour filmed at Shepherd's Bush Empire in April 2001.
1st and only live show available on video. Features guest appearance
by Brian Appleton.
CD:
audio version
of the above, plus extra material not on video.
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Double
CD £10
VHS
£10 |
DVDs
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It's Nice Up North
(Now
try before you buy!)
At last on DVD - John's acclaimed first feature film in which he ventures
to the Shetland Isles to find out if people really get nicer the further
north you travel. Watch and find out! DVD extras include deleted scenes
and the hilarious animated short,'Unaccompanied Lady'.
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£12 |
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500 Bus Stops
VHS or DVD
all
four episodes of John and Ken's rock n roll tour of garden centres,
freezer shops and underground caverns, as seen on BBC2. Both formats
contain trailer for John's first film 'It's Nice Up North'. DVD also
has photo gallery. |
Video
£10
DVD
£12 |
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One Foot In The Gravy DVD
- at last on DVD,
John's acclaimed tour filmed at Shepherd's Bush Empire in April 2001.
1st and only live show available on video. Features guest appearance
by Brian Appleton.
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£10 |
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"Europigeon" DVD
John's classic
1998 attempt to enter Eurovision, now available on DVD!
(extras are appearances on 'Saturday Zoo', 'Catch
The Fox' on 'Packing 'Em In', 'John Does The Riverdance', 'I Don't
Want To Dance' with Richard Whiteley, 'Later With Jools', 'The Paradise
Club', '5 Essential Don'ts For Aspiring Artistes')
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DVD
£12 |
Other Stuff!
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‘With My Condiments’ Apron
rugged white cotton
apron (ideal for baking, goat milking etc) with super full colour
cartoon of John in chef’s hat. £8
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£8 |
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Ping Pong
fridge magnet
New! 'Ping Pong' Fridge
Magnet. John practices keepie-uppies, utilising the hard side of the
bat, on this attractive and useful kitchen accessory. Stick it on your
fridge, or indeed any other ferrous object, to inspire you to exercise
rather than snack!
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£2 |
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'It's Nice Up North'
T Shirt
NEW!
white cotton t shirt with the "It's Nice Up North" logo in
red accompanied by a lovely drawing of a sheep - with a face that seems
to resemble a certain versatile singer/organist, or is that just an
optical illusion? Buy one to find out! Available in an unprecedented
array of sizes.. XXL, XL, L, Child. (Use the drop
down menu to select - kiddie choices are there!)
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It's Nice Up North
fridge magnet
New! 'It's Nice Up
North' Fridge Magnet. The tour poster in miniature sturdily encased
in a clear plastic wipe-clean shell, plus erm.. a magnet. £2
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£2 |
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It's Nice Up North Pen
New!
'It's Nice Up North' biro, with attractive professional looking design
in red including a nice sheep (Mind you, all sheep are nice. Well, have
you ever met a nasty one?)
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£1 |
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Hone Your Lyrics Pen
Back!
'Hone Your Lyrics' biro, with inspiring portrait of John encouraging
you to craft a pop smash with this sturdily manufactured pen. Can also
be used for word searches, sudoku etc.
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£1 |
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Shuttleworth
in
Shetland
Assorted
postcards from 'It's Nice Up North'featuring John in various groovy
poses. 50p individually or £1.50 for a set of 4.
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£0.5
each
£1.5
set |
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"Tea Without Tears"
tea cosy
- a fabulous addition
to your Shuttleworth memorabilia collection. Here's a taste of the
wit and wisdom to be found on the side of the 100% cotton cosy (with
needlepoint polyester wadding!)
Tip 1. While waiting for the kettle to boil - which can be a bit boring
- why not stick this tea cosy on your head, crouch down low and do
a cossack dance. Don't forget to fold your arms!
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£8
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My Midmorning
Malibu Mug
white earthenware
mug with drawing of John and temperature warning on inner rim. (I'll
drink to that!). |
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Tea Towel
Fans of
the Millennium calendar will love these Ten Terrific
Tea Towel Tips -
guaranteed to Transform Tedious Tea
Times! |
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Non Shuttleworth Merchandise
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Jilted John - True Love Stories
-
Recent re-release of a classic cult LP of 1978. Includes original
version of single, plus 2 bonus tracks from Gordon!
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£10 |
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'Make A Concrete Decision'
T Shirt
It's Back!
White cotton t shirt with Dave on the front (he's almost ginger now!) and contact details on the back! Make a concrete decision to buy one now in XXL, XL, L, or M . (Use the drop
down menu to select)
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Dave Tordoff
mug
reissue of Big
Dave’s brew receptacle. For use on building sites and twee conservatories
alike. |
£5 |
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Graham Fellows
CD “Love At The Hacienda”
–
originally released in ’85 to glowing reviews and zero sales.
Reissued because of Japanese demand (it’s a cult indie LP there
apparently!) With 5 extra tracks, including “Men of Oats and Creosote”
– which sowed the seeds of J. Shuttleworth |
CD
£10 |
Shuttleworth's Spring Saver!
Spend more than £30 in the shop and get a 'One Foot In The Gravy' CD
absolutely free! Offer until July 31st or while stocks last.
Prices include VAT but not postage
and packing. £2 is added on checkout to cover this (Overseas orders
now incur no extra charge!) For UK orders a Recorded Delivery option is now
available for an extra £1. Goods normally dispatched within one week
of funds clearing, but sometimes Ken gets poorly or goes for a minibreak in
Sutton on Sea, so please be patient!
Problem?
- just email Joan
Chitty with your name, and order details!
(if you don't fancy
sending the order in over the wire, you can still download
an order form and send it in by snail mail!)
Need recorded delivery? Click here!
If you require a dedication - for
a special occasion, birthday, wedding, bar mitzvah, etc. - Mr Shuttleworth
is happy to oblige, but please note this may delay your order by up to two
weeks. If you require this service, or have any other special requests please
leave a note in the comments box as you checkout. Any other problems, please
email Ken
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