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Shuttleworth's September Saver! Spend more than £30 in the shop and get a copy of 'Elma Johnson - Her Story' absolutely free! Offer until October 31st or while stocks last.
(Boring small print, but please read! Prices include VAT but not postage and packing. £2 is added on checkout to cover this (Overseas orders now incur no extra charge!) For UK orders a Recorded Delivery option is now available for an extra £1. Goods normally dispatched within two weeks of funds clearing, but sometimes Ken gets poorly or goes for a minibreak in Sutton on Sea, so please be patient!)

CDs/DVDs/Other Stuff/Non-Shuttleworth

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At last, reissued in brown and blue for the millennium (better late than never), show your appreciation for £1 for the two.
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£1 for two

Elma Johnson - Her Story

Elma, Star of 'It's Nice Up North', talks to John Shuttleworth about her life. Shetland stories and music make up the half hour - if you liked her in 'It's Nice Up North' you'll love this.
£6

Southern Softies!

Southern Softies DVD

AT LAST!
Hilarious sequel to it's Nice Up North, follows John's half-hearted quest to see if it's soft down South. Plus great deleted scenes, and extras including the beloved "Savoury" promo, as seen on Youtube. Limited edition includes free poster!

£12

Southern Softies Pens

AT LAST! Well, it's a start... prepare for the impending release of Southern Softies with these slightly soft pens in either pastel pink or limp lavender, with film logo and caption embossed on the side.

£1 each

Southern Softies Postcard

With memorable moments from the latest film. Send one (or more) to friends, or your place of work, or if they're too good to send use one of the fridge magnets below to stick it to your fridge! 50p each, £1.50 the set.

£0.50 each

Southern Softies Postcard

With memorable moments from the latest film. Send one (or more) to friends, or your place of work, or if they're too good to send use one of the fridge magnets below to stick it to your fridge! 50p each, £1.50 the set.

£0.50 each

Southern Softies Postcard

With memorable moments from the latest film. Send one (or more) to friends, or your place of work, or if they're too good to send use one of the fridge magnets below to stick it to your fridge! 50p each, £1.50 the set.

£0.50 each

Southern Softies Postcard

With memorable moments from the latest film. Send one (or more) to friends, or your place of work, or if they're too good to send use one of the fridge magnets below to stick it to your fridge! 50p each, £1.50 the set.

£0.50 each

Southern Softies Postcards - Set!

With memorable moments from the latest film. Send one (or more) to friends, or your place of work, or if they're too good to send use one of the fridge magnets below to stick it to your fridge! £1.50 the set.

£1.50 each set

CDs

The Dolby Decades

AT LAST! Twenty more of John's finest recordings to date, the long awaited follow up to 'The Yamaha Years'. Tap your toes to such classics as 'Three Men In A Van', 'Blatherwyke', 'I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now', 'Disaffected Youth', 'Mutiny Over The Bounty' and 'Scenes From South Yorkshire' and many many (well, fourteen) more!

CD £10

The Shuttleworths 1

The legendary 1st BBC Radio 4 series, previously available on audio cassette. 6 hilarious episodes including ‘Cotton Buddies’, ‘Minibreak In Giggleswick’, and ‘John Goes To London’ featuring Tony Hatch!

Double CD £10

The Shuttleworths 2

Long awaited, the reissuing of John's early radio shows is completed with this classic series from summer 1995! Double CD includes 'The Birthday Bench' and 'Wireless Wanderings'
Double CD £10

The Shuttleworths 3

- the complete 3rd series. Contains 6 classic episodes including 'Pingpong Pangs' - John's quest to find a table tennis partner, and 'Caravan Capers', featuring the heart-rending ballad "She Lives In Hope". Previously available on cassette. Now digitally remastered, but don't worry- it still sounds nice and ropey!

Double CD £10

The Shuttleworths 4

- the complete fourth Radio 4 series. 6 episodes, including “Cough in the Loft” – John’s quest to find a missing digital watch; “Chrome Alone” when Ken gets lost on John’s tape deck; and “Every Cloud has a Silver Wedding” featuring Joan Chitty in nowt but her leotard!

Double CD £10

The Shuttleworths Specials

3 of the best Christmas BBC Radio 4 shows. Xmas Eve 93, New Years Eve 93, and "The Leg End of Robin Hood" from 2000. Inspired, little known Shuttleworths material, a rare treat.

CD £8

Blue John

A reissue of the 2001 collection of rarities and previously unreleased material, including excerpts from 'Seven Songs By Sunset', 'The Ghost Of Giggleswick' and 'Do You Ken Ken Worthington', the classic 'Catch the Fox' and much more!

CD £10

The Yamaha Years

  back again, and just as super! John’s first CD release features studio recordings of 20 of his finest songs, including Y Reg, M62, Bride’s Nightie, Pigeons in flight etc.


John Shuttleworth - The Yamaha Years

CD £10

Radio Shuttleworth 1

- four fabulous episodes from the original Radio 4 series of 1998. Previously released on audio cassette, now digitally remastered. Features John at home with Leo Sayer, Wendy Craig, Sir Patrick Moore, John Kettley plus madcap phonecalls, superduper music and comedy from John Hegley, Sean Cullen, Lorraine Bowen and others.

Double CD £10

Radio Shuttleworth 2

four episodes from the Sony award nominated 2nd series, featuring Tony Hart, Richard Whiteley, Matthew Kelly plus music and comedy from Bill Bailey, John Otway, Stephen Frost and Hattie Hayridge.

Double CD £10

4 Rather Tasty Tracks

John's chartbusting EP, containing the stunning quartet 'I Can't Go Back To Savoury Now', 'Tummy Trouble', 'Serial Cereal Eater' and 'Two Margarines'.

Watch the Video!

CD £4

John Shuttleworth's
Open Mind

Explore again with John unsolved mysteries, Ghosts, Vampires, Peter Cornelius and Les the Budgie. With special guests including Patrick Mower and Sir Robin Knox-Johnston.

Double CD £10

One Foot In The Gravy

John's acclaimed tour taped at Shepherd's Bush Empire in April 2001. Features guest appearance by Brian Appleton.

DVD also available below!

John Shuttleworth - One Foot In the Gravy

Double CD £10

DVDs


It's Nice Up North

(Now try before you buy!)
John's acclaimed first feature film in which he ventures to the Shetland Isles to find out if people really get nicer the further north you travel. Watch and find out! DVD extras include deleted scenes and the hilarious animated short,'Unaccompanied Lady'.

£12

500 Bus Stops DVD

all four episodes of John and Ken's rock n roll tour of garden centres, freezer shops and underground caverns, as seen on BBC2. Contains trailer for John's first film 'It's Nice Up North' and photo gallery.

DVD £12

One Foot In The Gravy DVD

John's acclaimed tour filmed at Shepherd's Bush Empire in April 2001. 1st and only live show available on video. Features guest appearance by Brian Appleton.

£12

Other Stuff!

honed lyrics

Honed Lyrics book

Extensively revised and updated, this book collects virtually all of John's lyrics inside one fawn wipeclean cover. Just the right size to rest a mug of tea on, and just the right length to take on a comfort break, it's even printed on recycled paper! (Ooph, is that wise? - Ken).

£6
honed lyrics

'Minor Tour' Badge set

7 badge set featuring John as Cyclops, Unicorn, Werewolf, Vampire, Devil, Minotaur and Medusa. Badges are a compact and bijou 25mm in diameter (one inch in old money). Not too frightening, but they may scare off unwelcome callers if you open the door wearing them!

£2.50

Ping Pong
fridge magnet

'Ping Pong' Fridge Magnet. John practices keepie-uppies, utilising the hard side of the bat, on this attractive and useful kitchen accessory. Stick it on your fridge, or indeed any other ferrous object, to inspire you to exercise rather than snack!

£2


'It's Nice Up North'
T Shirt

white cotton t shirt with the "It's Nice Up North" logo in red accompanied by a lovely drawing of a sheep - with a face that seems to resemble a certain versatile singer/organist, or is that just an optical illusion? Buy one to find out! Available in a sadly reduced array of sizes.. S, Child. (Use the drop down menu to select - kiddie choices are there!)

Size

 

£10


Hone Your Lyrics Pen

'Hone Your Lyrics' biro, with inspiring portrait of John encouraging you to craft a pop smash with this sturdily manufactured pen. Can also be used for word searches, sudoku etc.
temporarily unavailable!

Shuttleworth in
Shetland

Assorted postcards from 'It's Nice Up North'featuring John in various groovy poses.
£1.50 for a set of 4.

£1.5 set

My Midmorning

Malibu Mug

white earthenware mug with drawing of John and temperature warning on inner rim. (I'll drink to that!).

£5

Tea Towel

Fans of the Millennium calendar will love these Ten Terrific Tea Towel Tips - guaranteed to Transform Tedious Tea Times!

£5

Non Shuttleworth Merchandise


Brian Appleton - My Turn To Be Poorly

- reissue of Brian's classic waxing, with the genre-moulding classics 'Lucy, You've Got The Wrong Wardrobe', 'My Turn To Be Poorly' and 7 others!
 

£6


Jilted John - True Love Stories

- Recent re-release of a classic cult LP of 1978. Includes original version of single, plus 2 bonus tracks from Gordon!
 

£10


'Make A Concrete Decision'
T Shirt

White cotton t shirt with Dave on the front and contact details on the back! Make a concrete decision to buy one now in XL, or M. (Use the drop down menu to select)

Size

 

£10

Graham Fellows CD “Love At The Hacienda”

– originally released in ’85 to glowing reviews and zero sales. Reissued because of Japanese demand (it’s a cult indie LP there apparently!) With 5 extra tracks, including “Men of Oats and Creosote” – which sowed the seeds of J. Shuttleworth
out of print!

Shuttleworth's September Saver! Spend more than £30 in the shop and get a copy of 'Elma Johnson - Her Story' absolutely free! Offer until October 31st or while stocks last.

(Prices include VAT but not postage and packing. £2 is added on checkout to cover this (Overseas orders now incur no extra charge!) For UK orders a Recorded Delivery option is now available for an extra £1. Goods normally dispatched within two weeks of funds clearing, but sometimes Ken gets poorly or goes for a minibreak in Sutton on Sea, so please be patient! It will not help if you are rude to Joan!)

Problem? - just email Joan Chitty with your name, and order details!

(if you don't fancy sending the order in over the wire, you can still download an order form and send it in by snail mail!)

Need recorded delivery? Click here!

 

If you require a dedication - for a special occasion, birthday, wedding, bar mitzvah, etc. - Mr Shuttleworth is happy to oblige, but please note this may delay your order by up to two weeks. If you require this service, or have any other special requests please leave a note in the comments box as you checkout. Any other problems, please
email Ken

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